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Do You Believe?

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.


One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him." replied the lady.



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Albert Einstein

“It was not my rational consciousness that brought me to an understanding of the universe.”

“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious.”

“I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element; I want to know his thoughts; the rest are details.”

“More and more I come to value charity and love of one’s fellow being above everything else... all our lauded technological progress
– our very civilization – is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal.”

“Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes and feel
with their own hearts.”

“If I had it to do all over again, I’d become a plumber.”

"Albert Einstein" courtesy of and Br. R. Lentz ofm. Reproductions available from Trinity Stores • www.trinitystores.com